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Do Women Feel Schadenfreude When They Kick You in the Balls?
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. Yes. Obviously yes. I want to get that out of the way before you scroll looking for a kinder answer. There isn't one. We laugh. Every single time. And we have never once apologized for it. You already know this. You just want to hear a woman say it. You remember the exact face Think about the last time your balls got you
8 hours ago5 min read


Worst Hit in the Balls in Front of Women, Part 2: Three of Yours
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. Last time I asked for your accidents. The time you got hit in the balls in front of women and never told anyone about it. You sent them. Sweetheart, you sent them. I picked three. I'm telling them the way you told me, which means first person, which means for the next few minutes you're going to be reading your own worst
4 days ago8 min read


Worst Hit in the Balls in Front of Women
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. Here's the part that makes accidental hits in the balls worse than anything I do on purpose. You weren't braced. When I do it, you see it coming. There's a half-second where your body starts filing paperwork before impact, and that dread is horrible but it's also preparation. You get to arrange your face in advance. Acci
Sep 235 min read


Are You Scared of Her Hitting You in the Balls?
What was your first time you got Kicked in the Balls? THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. Got this one and I've been thinking about it for a bit. "I really like this girl at my university, but she's known to hit all her boyfriends in the balls. Maybe I could handle it but I'm scared. I've never been hit there before. What should I expect from the impact, t
Sep 168 min read


The Ballbusting Scorpion
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. She told you exactly what she was going to do to you—and you still said yes. The real mystery of the scorpion and the frog isn’t why she stings, but why the frog knowingly carries her across the river…and returns to do it again. Just as the woman kicks you right in the balls, discover what anticipation, vulnerability, pa
Sep 81 min read


Ballbusting Women Are the Scorpion. You've Always Been the Frog.
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. You know the story. She needs to get across the river and she can't swim. So she asks the frog to carry her. And he says — quite sensibly — no, you'll sting me. And she gives him the reassurance. Of course I won't. Why would I? We'd both go under. He thinks about it. He says yes. That's the part everyone skips past. Not
Sep 48 min read


Why Her Busting Count Makes Her Hotter
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Rosie | protecturnuts.com/models 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. So we ran an experiment. We asked a very simple question across a few thousand of you: would you rather she's dropped fifty men before you, or would you rather be her first? I expected a fight. I expected at least a couple of you to get weird about the fifty. Because that's what happens with the other kind of body count,
Sep 28 min read


How to Get Kicked in the Balls: A Woman's Guide to Getting You What You Want
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment. Everything here is fantasy between consenting adults. Never attempt anything without enthusiastic consent. Testicular injury is a medical emergency; seek immediate care. Non-consensual contact is a crime. Get VIP Now: ProtectUrNuts.com/vip Okay so I'm actually gonna help you today. Because I've watched so many of you try. And you're all doing it in the worst possible way, ev
Aug 296 min read


A Playboy Model Kicked a Cop in the Groin on CCTV. He Went Down Like Every Man Does.
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment — not medical advice or instruction. Never attempt. Non-consensual contact is a crime. The facts first, because they're a matter of public record. In July 2023, outside a petrol station convenience store in Campinas, São Paulo, a 47-year-old Brazilian Playboy model named Ana Paula Leme was being escorted out by police. According to reports, when told she was being arrested sh
Aug 263 min read
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