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A Playboy Model Kicked a Cop in the Groin on CCTV. He Went Down Like Every Man Does.
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment — not medical advice or instruction. Never attempt. Non-consensual contact is a crime. The facts first, because they're a matter of public record. In July 2023, outside a petrol station convenience store in Campinas, São Paulo, a 47-year-old Brazilian Playboy model named Ana Paula Leme was being escorted out by police. According to reports, when told she was being arrested sh
Aug 263 min read


Can They Actually Pop? What the Literature Says
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment — not medical advice or instruction. Never attempt. Testicular injury is a medical emergency; seek immediate care. Non-consensual contact is a crime. Get VIP Now: ProtectUrNuts.com/vip You've searched this. Not out loud, obviously. Late, alone, in a browser you closed straight after. Some version of can they actually pop — and then you didn't read the results properly, becaus
Aug 267 min read


For Women Only: Why It Makes Him Sick to His Stomach (And Why It Never Happens to Us)
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment — not medical advice or instruction. Never attempt. Testicular injury is a medical emergency; seek immediate care. Non-consensual contact is a crime. Get VIP Now: ProtectUrNuts.com/vip Ladies. Sit down. I've got something for you. Last month I caught John — my John, the tall one, the one who does the thing with the eyebrow — completely by accident. We were in the kitchen, I t
Aug 256 min read


Lucy's VIP Ballbusting Espresso
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Aug 161 min read


She Ruptured It. The Clock Started.
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Rosie | protecturnuts.com/rosie (Or: The Clock That Starts the Moment She Connects, and What's Left of You When It Runs Out.) 18+ only. Satire and adult entertainment — not medical advice or instruction. Never attempt. Testicular injury is a medical emergency; seek immediate care. Non-consensual contact is a crime. Get VIP Now: ProtectUrNuts.com/vip There's a number you've never heard, and I've decided today is the day. Fifty kilograms. That's the
Aug 148 min read


Women Are Taught to Do This to Your Balls in Class.
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Rosie | protecturnuts.com/rosie (Or: They All Knew Him. They Kicked Him Anyway. That's What the Class Is For.) More POV: ProtectUrNuts.com/universeflix I went to a self-defense class last week. Not to learn anything — I've been kicking men in the balls for years and I have, if anything, tenure. I went because a friend of mine teaches one, and she mentioned over wine that Tuesday was groin night, and I said absolutely nothing for two full seconds a
Aug 49 min read


Design Flaw or Design Feature? Why Your Balls Might Be Nature's Way of Letting Her Say No
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy (Or: Somebody in the Comments Figured It Out, and I Don't Think You're Ready.) More: ProtectUrNuts.com/ballbusting-video There's an argument happening in the comments and I want to settle it. One of you said it's a joke of nature how fragile men are. Fair. Reasonable. That's the standard reading, and it's the one that lets you sleep at night — that you're a beautiful machine with one unfortunate manufacturing oversi
Jul 278 min read


Could an All-Female Team Beat an All-Male Team? Only If Ballbusting Is Allowed — Then It's Not Even Close
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy (Or: One Rule Change, Sweetheart. That's All We'd Need.) More: ProtectUrNuts.com/ballbusting-video You've had this argument at a bar. Somebody asks whether an all-female team could ever beat an all-male team, everyone gets loud, someone brings up sprint times, and the men leave feeling very secure about themselves. Adorable. Because you were all debating the wrong version of the question. Let me settle it properly.
Jul 108 min read


Can a Woman Actually Rupture Your Testicle With One Kick? The Medical Answer You've Been Too Scared to Google
THE BALLBUSTING JOURNAL | by Stacy | protecturnuts.com/stacy (Or: Yes. And She Doesn't Need to Be Strong to Do It.) Entertainment & satire only — not medical advice. Nothing here is an instruction to harm anyone; do not attempt any of it. If you ever experience genuine testicular pain, swelling, or injury, stop reading and seek emergency medical care immediately. More: ProtectUrNuts.com/ballbusting-video You've wondered about this. Don't lie to me. Late one night, alone, you
Jul 75 min read
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