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Happy Nuts Comfort Cream keeps you fresh and comfortable where it matters.  We're not going to beat around the bush, this is for your balls. 

 

  • Our formula dries as a silky powder to absorb your sweat and create an anti-friction layer. No one likes moisture or chafing down there!
  • Our odor neutralizing formula keeps you always smelling like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn’t.
  • Nobody enjoys when their nuts stick to their thigh. With Happy Nuts there will be no need to awkwardly re-adjust in public.
  • Made in the USA. Natural. Safe. Effective. Formulated with natural ingredients including Coconut and Aloe Vera. Aloe is our main ingredient which provides over 75 different nutrient rich minerals for good health. Happy Nuts contains NO talc, aluminum, parabens, silicone, sulfates, alcohol, or gluten.

 

Sweat Protection

Our formula dries as a powder to absorb your sweat, so your pants don’t have to. No one likes to be moist!

 

Fresh Scent

Always smell like you just got out of the shower, even if you didn’t. Our odor neutralizing formula cock-blocks odor causing bacteria.

 

Anti-Batwing

Nobody enjoys when their nuts stick to their thigh. No need to awkwardly man-spread or re-adjust in public.

 

Anti-Chafing

There's nothing worse than having chafed thighs or nuts. Happy Nuts acts as an anti-friction layer, assuring you don’t get irritated and your nuts stay happy.

 

 

Shaving

Everyone gets nicked. Once dry, that same powder acts as a barrier between your nuts and your trimmer.

 

Natural Ingredients

Formulated with natural ingredients including coconut oil and aloe. Aloe is our main ingredient which provides over 75 different nutrient rich minerals for good health.

Happy Nuts Comfort Cream

$14.00Price